A Little Catholic Humor
Here is a litte Catholic Lenten Humor that my aunt sent me today:
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor
grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba’s neighbors were
Catholic….and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating
meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison
steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that
they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit
Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several
classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass ..and as the priest
sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Baptist,
and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled
the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the
neighbors and as he rushed into Bubba’s yard clutching a rosary
preparing to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: “You wuz
born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”